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Whoppers

IMG_1778If I were given a vial of truth serum, I would use it like this:

Hey Greeks, thanks for the awesome horse, is there anything in it?

Wait, before you answer, will you please drink this truth serum?

You won’t?  Never mind.

Hey, thanks for the great tip, Mr. Madoff.  This isn’t a Ponzi scheme, is it?

Wait, before you answer, will you please drink this truth serum?

You won’t?  Never mind.

Mr. President, did you know about the Watergate break-in?

Wait, before you answer, will you please drink this truth serum?

You won’t?  Never mind.

Mr. President, did you have an affair with the big Lebowski?

Wait, before you answer, will you please drink this truth serum?

You won’t?  Never mind.

Mr. President, I’m just going to come out and ask:  Were you born in Kenya?

Wait, before you answer, will you please drink this truth serum?

You won’t?

Well then, did you have your college records sealed because you said you were born in Kenya to get into Harvard?

Wait, before you answer, will you please drink this truth serum?

You won’t?  Never mind.

Hey Hitler, you biggest and fattest of liars, is that really the recipe for Passover bread?

Wait, before you answer, will you please drink this truth serum?

You won’t?  Never mind.

See?  As long as I asked yes or no questions, my vial of serum would last forever, like the third wish granted by a genie.

Hey Reader, do you like this post?

Wait, before you answer, will you please drink this truth serum?

You won’t?  Never mind.

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