Thank you, Words With Friends, for teaching me to function on five hours. My sleep deprived immune system will keep me sick and on the sofa most of the winter, giving me lots and lots of time to spend with you.
Thank you for teaching me to prepare five minute dinners. Those two to four hours I used to waste preparing healthy, nutritious meals have given way to our whirlwind romance. My newly nutrient-deprived immune system will keep me snuggled into bed with you.
It’s going to be a long, cold, but thanks to you, not-lonely winter. And I appreciate it.
Hey fellow daily prompt responders, raise your hand if you had Jimmy Fallon’s thank you note music playing in your head as you wrote.