Irony is driving to Dundee to pick up an eighth of a grass fed and finished cow and stopping on the way for lunch at a vegan restaurant.

Oh, and do yourself a favor…

… make yourself some pumpkin ice cream and top it with a drizzle of maple balsamic vinegar. Seriously.

I know it’s so boo-zhee, and I know you probably don’t have maple balsamic laying around, but I do, and you should.